So… what did we get stuck in our bodies this year?

Posted by Rope Squirrel | Posted in News, Rope Squirrel | Posted on 01-05-2013

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Every year, the sun sentinel creates a database of  emergency room visits around the country. Here are some of the best ones I could find in the list: (going south on the body)

  • Ear:
    • POTPOURRI BEAD
    • STRAWBERRY
    • ERASER
    • CHALK
    • GREEN LEAF
    • JUICE STRAW
    • PENCIL LEAD
    • SILVER METAL CHARM
    • A TOY
    • COMB
  • Nose:
    • CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
    • BATTERY
    • TIP OF SKI POLE
    • TOOTHPICK
    • ALUMINUM FOIL
    • PLASTIC FISHING WORM
    • SPONGE
    • 6″ NAIL
    • STUFFING FROM STUFFED TEDDY BEAR
    • A BEAN
  • Throat:
    • COAT HANGER
    • MOUTHGUARD
    • CONFETTI
    • “WATER WITH COINS IN IT”
    • PLASTIC EGG
    • DOG TOY
    • DRY ICE
    • SCREWDRIVER
    • “PART OF A TISSUE OR A FUZZY PART OF MY BLANKET”
    • BEE

  • Penis:
    • PEN
    • PEN CAP
    • PAPER CLIP
    • STICK
    • PLASTIC PIECES FROM A GAME CARTRIDGE
    • FISH HOOK
    • “A PIECE OF A PLASTIC SPOON TO SEE HOW IT FELT”
  • Vagina:
    • TOY CAR
    • TOY SCREWDRIVER
    • ICE CREAM SCOOP
    • SHOWER KNOB
    • GLASS VIAL OF COCAINE
    • BALL OF YARN WITH KNITTING NEEDLE
    • BRACELET
    • SMALL RED RUBBER BALL
  • Rectum:
    • TOY SOLDIER
    • ACTION FIGURE
    • SHAVING CREAM CAN
    • TRAVEL TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER
    • NEEDLE NOSE PLIERS
    • SMALL BEAD
    • “RIDING BICYCLE NAKED, LOST BALANCE, LANDED ON POLE CAUSING TRAUMA TO RECTUM”
    • PENCIL ERASER
    • CONDIMENT BOTTLE
    • TIP OF TOILET WAND
    • SEWING THREAD 8CM LONG
    • DRUGS IN SOCK
    • PLASTIC BOTTLE OF DRUGS
    • HAIRBRUSH
    • “JAR TO DILATE RECTUM SO HE COULD MOVE HIS BOWELS”
    • FALSE FINGERNAIL
    • GLASS DILDO
    • PLASTIC DILDO
    • SOFT RUBBERIZED DILDO
    • VIBRATING DILDO
    • DOUBLE DILDO
    • GOLF BALL
    • “ATE OATMEAL, DECIDED TO STICK GARDEN HOSE IN HIS RECTUM & FLUSH SELF OUT”
    • 6″ SEX TOY
    • 10″ BOTTLE
    • 16″ SEX TOY
    • REBAR WIRE
    • “BABY BOTTLE USED IN KINKY SEX”

 

 

References:

http://databases.sun-sentinel.com/news/broward/ftlaudNEISS2011/ftlaudNEISS_list.php

 

 

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